But also my friends are really super great and I have Netflix and I can take dabs in my undies for the rest of the day. It’ll be ok
This week has been hell, next week will be worse, and I just got home to realize my brother ate all the turkey bacon I bought myself at Trader Joes. Talk about the straw that broke the camels back. I went so crazy. I screamed and yelled and cried. That was my fucking bacon, I was gonna make a good ass breakfast sandwich out of that shit. He looked at me like I was insane the whole time I was yelling. I am insane. I’m still crying over it. I literally just went crazy over turkey bacon and I don’t know what to do with my life now. Is this rock bottom?
I’m supposed to be studying for my chem test tomorrow but my house is 46 degrees I can’t do anything but hide under a million blankies and take dabs. My California blood doesn’t do cold.
Today I saw this guy at school who I had a huge crush on in high school and I just think he is really cool. we have been mutually liking each other’s Instagram pictures for like two years now and I really wanted to talk to him but I couldn’t work up the courage. I will forever be the awkward girl who only has Internet friends.
I just found out my hot philosophy professor has a twin brother. This will add so much more depth to my in class sexy daydreams.
A few weeks ago I went to the park on my lunch break and ran into an old man named Neal that ran a dog walking service. He was really excited to give me a business card and he kept asking me to check him out on Yelp or facebook. Today at work I had to go on yelp to find the address of a construction company and it reminded me of Neal so I looked his company up. The very first review on the page is one written by himself praising the company. He tried to write it in third person to make it look like someone else wrote it, saying the owner Neal was super nice and great, but he wrote the review under his own account so you could easily tell it was him. It was just so adorable. Old people trying to Internet is so cute.